‘There’s Bald Oasis,’ says Liam Gallagher, nudging up to the other four as they pose against a purple backdrop, ‘there’s Stoned Oasis, Rich Oasis, Cockney Oasis…’
‘And what are you?’ barks his brother, in the manner of one who can’t help but behave like a substitute parent. Liam pauses for about four seconds. ‘Misunderstood Oasis.’ The band fall about. And then Liam repeats it, hoping for the extra laugh - which he gets in spades.
Noel Gallagher on his beautiful jacket, a Korean fan ruined it with a pen (by accident)